Anyway, enough about tennis. Here’s a suggestion for an airline name for any potential new venture… Yorkshire Airlines!!
You could have 2 classes of travel. Working Class would get fish, chips, mushy peas and John Smiths Bitter as standard in-flight fodder. If you upgrade to Alan Bennett Class, you get seasonal Yorkshire Caviar (eg, festive cheesy peas with added brandy butter) and Theakstons Old Peculiar.
Pie and peas, mucky fat butties, Yorkshire puddings and Chicken Tikka Massala would also be on the menu. There would be kids meal boxes available, including mini Wensleydale cheeses, mini pork and pickle pies and bags of Haribo Yorkshire Mix.
Live in-flight entertainment would be provided by some old bloke with half his teeth knocked out playing on an organ, and the IFE would also include box sets of Last of the Summer Wine, Open All Hours, All Creatures Great and Small, Heartbeat, The Royal and Last Tango in Halifax.
There would be a sports channel showcasing great Yorkshire cycling events, Super League, the Brownlees in triathlon action, Nicola Adams and Josh Warrington knocking seven bells out of opponents in the ring, Championship Football (Premiership from August thanks to the Terriers) and horse racing highlights from Doncaster, York, Wetherby, Catterick, Beverley, Ripon and Pontefract.
The music channel would have a selection of albums by such likes as the Kaiser Chiefs, Human League, Soft Cell and Arctic Monkeys along with an easy listening channel, including playlists by the Black Dyke Mills, Hade Edge and Grimethorpe UK Coal Bands.
Naturally, there will be a few flyers of bingo on longer flights, and there will be live spotting webcam feeds to Doncaster Station and LBA.
Yorkshire Life magazines would also be provided in the seat backs.
And Captain Boycott could give regular cricket score updates.
Anyway, sadly, I doubt you could get any of this on a 19 seater…apart from the magazine, a few growlers and a crate of tinnies!!
(P.S – only a bit of Friday fun!!)